welcometofunkytown: this is beyond awesome
plot twist: a really hot guy likes me
even bigger plot twist: a guy even likes me at all
apartmentfortytwo: Everytime I see an airplane in the night sky, I wonder where it’s going and if I’d like it there.
people with a relationship and a blog wtf like no you can pick one you don’t get both that’s not how it works
When guys wear that one cologne where all you want...
i’m like a wild animal once you feed me i tend to stick around
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
bitter-verses: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or trolling in the real life.
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer this happens.
me getting dressed before school: sits there for twenty minutes without a shirt on thinking about all the reasons why i hate school
guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
me: *ignores responsibilities and goes on internet*
louitsgottabeyou: Remember when Troy didn’t want any of his friends to know he liked to sing so he broke into a song in the middle of their practice?
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
story of my fucking life
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
How to stay in a relationship.
They say: we need to talk
you: no we don't.
lilacid: theepichumor: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
marowaksghost: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.