August 2012
128 posts
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
fuckyeahloldemort:
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
July 2012
37 posts
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Watchnvdisbitch:
timeaustestifed:
arsenicsnap:
jaredsasquatch:
truebloodisperfect:
mockingjew:
i’m crying omFG
OH MY GOD
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
CALL LIFE ALERT
I MSO FRICKGIN DOEN WIWTH EVEYRT THING NOW
OMFG. I CAN’T FUCKING EVEN. ASDFDJNDJKNDKJ.
funkies:
nothing is funnier than someones faq reading “YOURE SO HOT/PRETTY/GORGEOUS sorry i dont answer these i get way too many of them”
shakespeares-sisters:
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
