Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
nvdisbitch: timeaustestifed: arsenicsnap: jaredsasquatch: truebloodisperfect: mockingjew: i’m crying omFG OH MY GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING CALL LIFE ALERT I MSO FRICKGIN DOEN WIWTH EVEYRT THING NOW OMFG. I CAN’T FUCKING EVEN. ASDFDJNDJKNDKJ.
funkies: nothing is funnier than someones faq reading “YOURE SO HOT/PRETTY/GORGEOUS sorry i dont answer these i get way too many of them”
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird