jasmineleivaa: alt—j: ...
blogneyspears: blogneyspears: I’m going to kill myself nvm my mom got me McDonalds
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
rabioheab: listen, i have loved you for a really long time and… *gets down on one knee* *gets down on two knees* *gets down on all fours* *starts running around pretending to be a dog*
rosu: raspberryragdoll: copperspecks: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one Helping you get a furry chicken like this one may be the best choice I’ve ever made. I had chicken like this. I have to help you experience the joy. everyone should have a chicken
shavingryansprivates: ive decided lambs are my new favorite animal
fairlyevenparents: everytime i feel sad just remember
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).